Bill cut his head hair real short, except in the front he left long bangs,
The bang hair is 10 inches long, and over his whole face it hangs,
Our ma tells him, he looks like a balding, fat fool,
Grandma just sits, while ma wipes away grandma's drool,
It's this kind of morning breakfast, that got me to join some street gangs.
My big daddy named me, Bad Bob Bill,
I'm a cowboy, and coyote I kill,
When they get through my fence,
I get feeling intense,
Sometimes I have to take my heart pill.
Dave the dingo lived on Lake Michigan with a real tiny, blue fairy,
They lived in a small houseboat, and when the wind blew, it made the boat airy,
They ate for breakfast, toasted tarts,
Sticky honey buns gave them farts,
They road on a pet flying unicorn, although the landings were scary.
I went upstairs to my bedroom, and found there, a witch,
She powdered my slippers, with stuff that made my feet itch,
The devil daughter of dark,
Showed her left hand had a mark,
A tattoo picture of my daddy, his name was Mitch.