I went looking for some sweet, candy cigarettes for my kid,
I could not find them anywhere, like their existence is hid,
My kid is really, tantrum mad,
He wants to smoke like mom and dad,
Kid never knew any gramps or grandmas; cigs killed them all, sad.
I cut up some potatoes for a nice oven bake,
Next, I peeled and cut onions to fry up with a stake,
I opened cans of baked beans,
A fav of my hungry teens,
Then, I squashed bananas for a banana cream cake.
I thought my parents were getting a divorce,
I asked nicest mommy and she said, "of course",
My mommy, the finder,
Found dad's pics on grinder,
And, a collab OnlyFans page with a horse.