This site is dedicated to entertain the reader with various works by Leigh Collin Brandt.
Monday, January 1, 2024
THE POGO-STICK FUNERAL
I ran over my pogo-stick with my old car,
Now I can't pogo, jump high or jump far,
So, I just thought it was best,
To lay my pogo to rest,
Some thought my pogo stick funeral bizarre.
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
PAULSON PAWNED HIS PORN
Paulson took his porn down to the family run pawn store,
He dreamed of getting $1,000,000, maybe much .more,
The store was owned by mom and pop,
They poured through the porn, bottom to top,
They offered Paulson 10 cents each, because each page was tore.
Friday, October 27, 2023
THE BEE IN KALAMAZOO
Mike caught a bee in his kalamazoo,
It hurt real bad, Mike didn't know what to do,
Mike rushed straight to the ER,
They caught the bee in a jar,
Where the bee came out, there formed a boo, boo.
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
MUNKS, SQUIRRELS, BREAD AND HINDGES
The chipmunks and squirrels are now going to war,
Now winter is here, and neither thought to nut store,
The chipmunks have loaves of bread,
That puts them a bit ahead,
The squirrels have three hinges, from someone's screen door.
Friday, October 6, 2023
THE URBAN LEGEND OF SHED MAN
Mr. Marnie sold a type of pre-fab shed,
He was a real nice guy, when on his med.
One night his med ran out,
Marnie had an anger bout,
By morning half the county was cold dead.
Sunday, October 1, 2023
EXPLODING TOILET AND WET UNDER MY BED
I had holes in my toilet, and I filled them with lead,
So the water on the floor, didn't run under my bed,
Then, my big cousin Ed,
Just eats black beans and bread,
He exploded my toilet, now my toilet is dead.
Wednesday, February 9, 2022
IN WINTER I PREFER TO CHILL
Cooking steaks outside upon my grill,
And with my soda pop,
That I'll drink non-stop,
I'll dine outside till I'm blue in the gill.