I use to be a great, and powerful, big king,
I ruled over the entire Earth, everything,
But, they all said I went too far,
Now, my head's pickled in a jar,
And, the People taunt me, with mean songs that they sing.
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I use to be a great, and powerful, big king,
I ruled over the entire Earth, everything,
But, they all said I went too far,
Now, my head's pickled in a jar,
And, the People taunt me, with mean songs that they sing.
Every Friday, my mate the sailor, went adventuring, down low,
He went cruising with his big submarine, to places, he did not know,
He would dive down a couple of leagues,
Slipped on his rubber battle fatigues,
That way he never worried, about any place he happened to go.
A big tree fell at the top of a forest hill,
Nobody heard it, except maybe, Forest Phil,
Phil did not hear the fall for long,
Before he heard an angel song,
Poor old Phil was the first, hilltop tree, kill.
Leon had a tater,
Maggie had a tot,
Jay had a tomater,
Donny had tooth rot.
I best get down to the grocery store,
My leaders have declared a big trade war,
Food prices are real high,
They'll soon sail to the sky,
We were in great pain; we voted for more.
I voted for a politician, and to my surprise,
All he told to me turned out to be lies, and, lies and lies,
We changed him for a king,
Here's the bad, awful thing,
When I couldn't pay his new taxes, I was hung, then I dies.
I thought my parents were getting a divorce,
I asked nicest mommy and she said, "of course",
My mommy, the finder,
Found dad's pics on grinder,
And, a collab OnlyFans page with a horse.
I got killed by a rouge, cyber truck, today,
My silly, old soul has done, floated away,
There was a big crash,
An explosion, a flash,
Birds cleanup my pieces, the red and charred grey. .
Daddy said he was demoted to the bottom from the top,
Daddy said it happened real fast, like a corporate flip flop
Daddy said now at work,
He got one little perk,
He had the power to work harder, or to come to full stop.