Although, he traveled to many exotic lands,
Marvin never bothered washing his hands,
Of course he caused a pandemic,
With a disease so systemic,
Marvin had lumps all over his glands.
This site is dedicated to entertain the reader with various works by Leigh Collin Brandt.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
MARVIN NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS LIMERICK
Labels:
hand washing,
humor,
hygiene,
LIMERICK,
lumps on glands,
medical limerick,
pandemic,
SATIRE,
systemic disease
Friday, November 14, 2014
AS DEER HUNTING SEASON BEGINS
As deer hunting season begins,
The deer have all of the wins,
My riffle corroded,
And, with the first shot exploded,
Now, I'm paying for my hunting sins.
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Labels:
Deer HUNTING,
Deer HUNTING SEASON,
humor,
HUNTING GEAR,
HUNTING LIMERICK,
HUNTING SAFETY,
LIMERICK,
RIFFLE,
SHOTGUNS
Monday, October 20, 2014
COME OUT THE GHOSTS ON HALLOWEEN
From the world of in-between,
Come out the ghosts on Halloween,
No time have they for trick-or-treat,
They walk as shadows of their lives' repeat.
Come out the ghosts on Halloween,
No time have they for trick-or-treat,
They walk as shadows of their lives' repeat.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
MY GARBAGE PICKUP WAS FREE NOW I'M NOT
I had garbage pickup that I did not pay for,
It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store,
I never felt any shame,
Till they found my address and name,
Now, I'm in jail serving between three months and four.
It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store,
I never felt any shame,
Till they found my address and name,
Now, I'm in jail serving between three months and four.
Labels:
address,
chain grocery store,
garbage pickup,
humor,
jail time,
LIMERICK,
name,
SATIRE,
shame,
store dumpster
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