THE GROCERY STORE CLERK

I once worked in a grocery store,
Where my job performance was rated poor,
For my productivity was nill,
My shelves I didn't fill,
But, in the backroom I'd put in a good snore.
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I DANCED THE SQUARE AT THE BIG FAIRY FARE

 I went to the capitol to the big fairy fare,

Politicos and the mythologicals were wandering, there,

I rode a unicorn,

Cut my hand on his horn,

I danced with some trolls, in a dance they called square.