I HUNTED AND FISHED TODAY

 I started hunting, then went fishing, earlier today,

I shot a big moose, and took three small crappies from the bay,

I hung the moose up to bleed out,

Ate the crappies; wished they were trout,

Tomorrow I'll butcher the moose, that will take me all day.

I DID NOT DO THE PROTEST THING, BUT I GOT SOME PIE

 I went to join a protest, but I could not find the right street,

So I popped into a diner, to get me something to eat,

The food that caught my one good eye,

Was a strawberry rhubarb pie, 

I spilled my fresh, hot coffee on my shoes, then l had wet feet.

POTASSIUM: THE POEM

 I've been eating potassium; a lot of potassium I consume,

If I don't consume lots of potassium, the doctor foretells my doom,

I eat it when I date my hot sweetie,

I eat it when I feed my bird, called twenty,

I eat 6-7  pounds of ripe bananas, when I come onto Zoom.

THERE'S THESE THINGS CALLED GROCERIES, AND THEY KEEP ME ALIVE

 I was told at the hospital, that I need to start buying groceries; I asked why?

The hospital told me to buy groceries and eat, or I could starve and also die,

I went to the grocery store,

Bought a few things, couldn't afford more,

I bought enough food to last 3 days, but to a weeks wages I said a bigly bye.