POTASSIUM: THE POEM

 I've been eating potassium; a lot of potassium I consume,

If I don't consume lots of potassium, the doctor foretells my doom,

I eat it when I date my hot sweetie,

I eat it when I feed my bird, called twenty,

I eat 6-7  pounds of ripe bananas, when I come onto Zoom.

IN THE BELLY OF THE LITTLE, BABY BIRD

 I once had an enormous chicken, and his name was Little Dick,

Little Dick was a feisty, rooster, and his comb was long and thick,

Dick's friend was an itsy, bitsy Beagle,

The Beagle was taken by an eagle, 

The eagle grabbed the Beagle to feed to its last surviving chick.