MOVING TO GREENLAND TO ESCAPE THE MADNESS

 Retirement savings has tanked so much, I'll have to move to Greenland, to retire,

I'm not so smart that I know why,

But, the stock market, it done die,

And, I borrowed money for some heats and eats, to my mortgaged dump, I say goodbye.

DOOMED TO RUE THE DAY

I cannot afford groceries, boohoo, boohoo,

We voted in a criminal, what can we do?

How could anyone know,

How bad things would go,

I fear our election, the whole world will rue.