MORNING BREAKFAST WITH MA AND GRANDMA, OH DEAR

 Bill cut his head hair real short, except in the front he left long bangs,

The bang hair is 10 inches long, and over his whole face it hangs,

Our ma tells him, he looks like a balding, fat fool,

Grandma just sits, while ma wipes away grandma's drool,

It's this kind of morning breakfast, that got me to join some street gangs.

BAKE, STAKE AND CAKE

I cut up some potatoes for a nice oven bake,

Next, I peeled and cut onions to fry up with a stake,

I opened cans of baked beans,

A fav of my hungry teens,

Then, I squashed bananas for a banana cream cake.