We treat with drugs,
From pharmaceutical slugs,
Our emotions that aren't in array,
But, what we could do,
Is focus our minds to,
Making much more time for some play.
This site is dedicated to entertain the reader with various works by Leigh Collin Brandt.
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
I WENT FISHING FOR SOME FISHES TO EAT LIMERICK
I went fishing for some fishes to eat,
To gather those fishes I used living worm meat,
But, the worms on the hook,
The fishes just took,
Repeat and repeat and repeat.
To gather those fishes I used living worm meat,
But, the worms on the hook,
The fishes just took,
Repeat and repeat and repeat.
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Monday, March 16, 2015
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
I pay homage on this day to my Irish-American grandmother, Flossie Helen Murphy and to her family who came to this land from a place called County Cork, Ireland.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
I LIKE DESTROYING ANCIENT ART
Some say my mind is not too smart,
Because, I like destroying ancient art,
I like to show that stuff don't last,
Especially, stuff that's from the distant past,
When I see old idols I see red,
Especially, of religions now long dead,
Those ancient things, they mock my ways,
And I bring their end of days,
The old statues and pottery I will pound to dust,
So, in graven images none will trust,
Then, to my new idols all will bend their knees,
And, worship only the old oak trees.
Because, I like destroying ancient art,
I like to show that stuff don't last,
Especially, stuff that's from the distant past,
When I see old idols I see red,
Especially, of religions now long dead,
Those ancient things, they mock my ways,
And I bring their end of days,
The old statues and pottery I will pound to dust,
So, in graven images none will trust,
Then, to my new idols all will bend their knees,
And, worship only the old oak trees.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
THE HOOK, THE FOG AND, THE BEER
I went fishing and caught a hook in my ear,
It was so annoying that my boat I couldn't steer,
Then, there was the fog,
I didn't see the log,
And, my boat sank and I spilled all my beer.
It was so annoying that my boat I couldn't steer,
Then, there was the fog,
I didn't see the log,
And, my boat sank and I spilled all my beer.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
MARVIN NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS LIMERICK
Although, he traveled to many exotic lands,
Marvin never bothered washing his hands,
Of course he caused a pandemic,
With a disease so systemic,
Marvin had lumps all over his glands.
Marvin never bothered washing his hands,
Of course he caused a pandemic,
With a disease so systemic,
Marvin had lumps all over his glands.
Friday, November 14, 2014
AS DEER HUNTING SEASON BEGINS
Monday, October 20, 2014
COME OUT THE GHOSTS ON HALLOWEEN
From the world of in-between,
Come out the ghosts on Halloween,
No time have they for trick-or-treat,
They walk as shadows of their lives' repeat.
Come out the ghosts on Halloween,
No time have they for trick-or-treat,
They walk as shadows of their lives' repeat.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
MY GARBAGE PICKUP WAS FREE NOW I'M NOT
I had garbage pickup that I did not pay for,
It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store,
I never felt any shame,
Till they found my address and name,
Now, I'm in jail serving between three months and four.
It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store,
I never felt any shame,
Till they found my address and name,
Now, I'm in jail serving between three months and four.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
APRIL SNOWS BRING ON THE WOES
April snows,
Bring garden woes,
And, ruins everything,
April snows,
Freezes little toes,
And, makes infected ear drums ring,
April snows,
As April goes,
Is no harbinger of Spring,
April Snows,
As everyone knows,
Puts one on Google and/or Bing.
Friday, March 1, 2013
BARRY BAKED UNTIL HIS BACK ACHED
After baking all day in the bakery where he baked,
Barry went home with a horrific back ache,
So, he bought an expensive new bed,
He hoped would let him sleep like the dead,
But, the lumpy mattress kept poor Barry awake.
Barry went home with a horrific back ache,
So, he bought an expensive new bed,
He hoped would let him sleep like the dead,
But, the lumpy mattress kept poor Barry awake.
Monday, January 16, 2012
NANCY HAD A HORSE, FREDDIE HAD A CARRIAGE
Nancy had a horse,
Freddie had a carriage,
Each couldn't stand the other,
So, they showed their contempt with their marriage.
Nancy had a horse,
Freddie had a carriage,
Each disliked the other,
Both names suffered a disparage.
Freddie had a carriage,
Nancy had a horse,
They finally settled everything,
By agreeing to divorce.
Freddie had a carriage,
Each couldn't stand the other,
So, they showed their contempt with their marriage.
Nancy had a horse,
Freddie had a carriage,
Each disliked the other,
Both names suffered a disparage.
Freddie had a carriage,
Nancy had a horse,
They finally settled everything,
By agreeing to divorce.
Friday, January 13, 2012
WELCOME TO MY WORLD
BETTER WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE YOU FORGET
All souls exist in a small bubble of time,
With fading ideas as they pass through their prime,
So, if you find that your mind is now drifting off in a fog,
Then, before you forget your thoughts set them down in a blog.
All souls exist in a small bubble of time,
With fading ideas as they pass through their prime,
So, if you find that your mind is now drifting off in a fog,
Then, before you forget your thoughts set them down in a blog.
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