THE TROLLING FOR MONSTERS SONG

Refrain: 
I troll for monsters in my little tin boat,
To give my village a fantastic feast,
And, to catch a monster historians note,
So, I'll be remembered for trolling for beast,
　

I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
I thought I had caught one when my line spooled away,
But, it was negative rub,
When up came the sub,
Then, the sub dove and I followed, good day.

Refrain:　

I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
Then, a big one swallowed me and my boat all the way,
My mind was real dizzy,
As I was digested in fizzy,
Now, as poop on the bottom I lay.

Refrain:　

I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
When I fell in love with a monster some fishermen say,
Our first hatched we named Barry,
Was both scaly and hairy,
He married a walrus, and moved to LA.

Refrain:

First Published Jun 22, 2013 LeighCollinBrandt.com

I WENT FISHING FOR SOME FISHES TO EAT LIMERICK

I went fishing for some fishes to eat,
To gather those fishes I used living worm meat,
But, the worms on the hook,
The fishes just took, 
Repeat and repeat and repeat.

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