Our ding-a-ling, decided to be everybody's king, but no one liked him much,
Our ding-a-ling, had no talent to whistle, dance or sing, but he did have his touch,
When our ding-a-ling went down,
They fetched away his gold crown,
Our ding-a-ling, went to jail and lost his bling, but he still has his pearls, to clutch.
