THE TROLLING FOR MONSTERS SONG

Refrain: 
I troll for monsters in my little tin boat,
To give my village a fantastic feast,
And, to catch a monster historians note,
So, I'll be remembered for trolling for beast,
　

I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
I thought I had caught one when my line spooled away,
But, it was negative rub,
When up came the sub,
Then, the sub dove and I followed, good day.

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I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
Then, a big one swallowed me and my boat all the way,
My mind was real dizzy,
As I was digested in fizzy,
Now, as poop on the bottom I lay.

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I was trolling for monsters way out in the bay,
When I fell in love with a monster some fishermen say,
Our first hatched we named Barry,
Was both scaly and hairy,
He married a walrus, and moved to LA.

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First Published Jun 22, 2013 LeighCollinBrandt.com

OLIGARCHY IS MALARKEY

 I went to beg the oligarchs for a bag of dried, red beans,

My kids are just all skin and bone, and dying from the too leans,

The ollies all said no,

Now my kids won't grow,

I won't have to worry about clothes; the kids won't outgrow their jeans.

BIG PRETTY BALLS OR SCIENCE?

 I don't believe in learning science, any science at all,

Why hurt my brain leaning science, when I can play pretty ball,

Pretty  ball, pretty ball,

I can play with pretty,

When I need more, I'll steal it from mom's wallet, or pretty mall.