I went out to do some loads of laundry, but first stopped at the bank,
I also went to the building store, to buy a new toilet tank,
When my errands were all done,
I decided to have fun,
I hung out down at the river, where a rusty, old barge had sank.
I went down the road to Flaky Jake's,
For one of their crisp, potato bakes,
Served with spiced, raw liver,
A cow was the giver,
And, a pint of root beer, cures my aches.
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About every ninety days,
Henry had a fair job that pays,
To pay the late rent,
To fix a car dent,
And, to buy hair color for grays.
I fancy dressed, went outside, and took a westward turn,
To Mr. Creams Crematorium, where granny would burn,
They opened the crematorium doors,
For roasting pork hot dogs, and making s'mores,
After cooking over granny's bones, then we did adjourn.
Patrick is a sentimental type, fool,
He aches for his past at his old high school,
Pat was always in a hurry,
Scurry, scurry, scurry,
The in-kids called Pat squirrelly,
Because, Pat was un-cool, un-cool, un-cool.
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Barry is a beast; he sits way up in the big trees,
Hunting unicorns, he likes to chew upon their knees,
Uni knees are very sweet,
Beast boy's, yummy, tummy treat,
Once the knees are gone, he begins nibbling on the feet.
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