Where does Santa get his toys?
They are made by elves for good girls and boys,
And, for boys and girls who are really bad,
They get lumps of coal then, they feel sad,
Where does Santa get his lumps of coal?
From deep shaft mines worked by a creature called
troll,
And, while elves get a golden toy factory pass,
Trolls work deep in the earth like a true
second-class,
Now, old Santa is a jolly old elf,
And, he promotes the ones who are just like
himself,
But, he
does provide jobs for those who work underground,
In mines that are cited as unsafe and unsound,
Yet, the trolls do not live a life of quiet despair,
Instead, they plot revolution to make society
fair,
Now, on Christmas morning when you get your big
lump of coal,
Remember, the coal came from the toils of the
second-class troll.First Published Dec 19, 2014
