LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 I have been burned as an old witch, once again, I was caught watching movies, labeled as sin, I am getting tired, Of being camp fired, Thin...

 I've been doomscrolling, all day, and all night long, I've been humming the catchy,  Doomscrolling Song, It just isn't fair, My...

 I went to Canada, to buy stuff to make tasty s'mores, I had to sneak into the place, with my boat that has oars, Not a very easy ride, ...

I took my little boat out for some sailing, But, It just was not worth the bailing, And, my cell phone wouldn't link, Before I entere...

 Paulson took his porn down to the family run pawn store, He dreamed of getting $1,000,000, maybe much .more, The store was owned by mom and...

My cat has become quite the scaredy, He hides when I play Aida by Verdi, As the trumpet march solo begins, My cat's on needles and pi...

 I had holes in my toilet, and I filled them with lead, So the water on the floor, didn't run under my bed, Then, my big cousin Ed, Just...

I got an F on my term paper because I plagiarized, I copied from a book so I'm not surprised, I did not use quotes, Let alone those t...

I forgot my pet turtle and left him outside, Now he is frozen on the water-slide, But here's the thing, Will he thaw out in the sprin...

My tong shoes were no good in the winter, For my big toe got an icicle splinter, And, the numbness in my toes, Warned me that they were f...

I went to a restaurant and I caught the plague, It was the leek salad that made my bod drag, And, though I professed I was dying, The wai...

I went fishing for some fishes to eat, To gather those fishes I used living worm meat, But, the worms on the hook, The fishes just took, ...

Although, he traveled to many exotic lands, Marvin never bothered washing his hands, Of course he caused a pandemic, With a disease so sy...

As deer hunting season begins, The deer have all of the wins, My riffle corroded, And, with the first shot exploded, Now, I'm...

I had garbage pickup that I did not pay for, It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store, I never felt any shame, Till they found my...