LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 I have been burned as an old witch, once again, I was caught watching movies, labeled as sin, I am getting tired, Of being camp fired, Thin...

 My name is Dougie, I ride in a horse and buggy, The side of the road, I huggy, When the tractor-trailers come around, My name is Dougie, My...

 I am a 4D being and I see in 4D, I've seen that my spouse is cheating on me, Most times my spouse is cheating for free, Sometimes my sp...

 Andy had one main, great purpose, it was to deep fry chicken thighs, The girls they all loved him, being rural, that is no surprise, He als...

The government took away my stamps, My belly has developed the cramps, No wood to burn, I'll never learn, When I have no doe, outdoors I...

 Really soon, doctors say, I'm going to have to die, My last requests, place a chicken nugget on each eye, Sew a hot hamburger and chees...

I was seeing through the forest, when I walked unto a tree, I didn't hurt the tree, but I suffered a fatal injury, My neck had received ...

 Our ding-a-ling, decided to be everybody's king, but no one liked him much, Our ding-a-ling, had no talent to whistle, dance or sing, b...

 My neighbor, is the famous, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in a travel trailer, up on the hill, It causes me, groin pinching pain, Wen Bill d...

 I went downstairs to see my neighbor, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in the big apartment, beneath my windowsill, Bill rests, and lays around...

 The only thing I'm allowed to do on the internet, is watch pornography, and shop, If I try to leave a comment any place, I get warned, ...

 My robot is missing, several very important parts, I gambled them away, playing the fun, famous game of darts, I lost his voice box, and bo...

 I can't afford paying for needed consumables, anymore, Today, I competed with tiny chipmunks, for acorns to store, Because chipmunks ar...

 I've been doomscrolling, all day, and all night long, I've been humming the catchy,  Doomscrolling Song, It just isn't fair, My...

 I bought a little pet tariff, and he sits out in the trees, He never moves at all, except when he's bending in the breeze, This sounds ...

 I went to Canada, to buy stuff to make tasty s'mores, I had to sneak into the place, with my boat that has oars, Not a very easy ride, ...

I use to be a great, and powerful, big king, I ruled over the entire Earth, everything, But, they all said I went too far, Now, my head'...

 Retirement savings has tanked so much, I'll have to move to Greenland, to retire, I'm not so smart that I know why, But, the stock ...

 Every Friday, my mate the sailor, went adventuring, down low, He went cruising with his big submarine, to places, he did not know, He would...

 I once had an enormous chicken, and his name was Little Dick, Little Dick was a feisty, rooster, and his comb was long and thick, Dick'...