LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 I have been burned as an old witch, once again, I was caught watching movies, labeled as sin, I am getting tired, Of being camp fired, Thin...

 My neighbor, is the famous, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in a travel trailer, up on the hill, It causes me, groin pinching pain, Wen Bill d...

 I went downstairs to see my neighbor, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in the big apartment, beneath my windowsill, Bill rests, and lays around...

 I've been doomscrolling, all day, and all night long, I've been humming the catchy,  Doomscrolling Song, It just isn't fair, My...

 I went to Canada, to buy stuff to make tasty s'mores, I had to sneak into the place, with my boat that has oars, Not a very easy ride, ...

I use to be a great, and powerful, big king, I ruled over the entire Earth, everything, But, they all said I went too far, Now, my head'...

 Every Friday, my mate the sailor, went adventuring, down low, He went cruising with his big submarine, to places, he did not know, He would...

 A big tree fell at the top of a forest hill, Nobody heard it,  except maybe, Forest Phil, Phil did not hear the fall for long, Before he he...

 Leon had a tater, Maggie had a tot, Jay had a tomater, Donny had tooth rot.

 I best get down to the grocery store,  My leaders have declared a big trade war, Food prices are real high, They'll soon sail to the sk...

 I voted for a politician, and to my surprise, All he told to me turned out to be lies, and, lies and lies, We changed him for a king, Here...

I thought my parents were getting a divorce, I asked nicest mommy and she said, "of course", My mommy, the finder, Found dad's...

I got killed by a rouge, cyber truck, today, My silly, old soul has done, floated away, There was a big crash, An explosion, a flash, Birds ...

 Daddy said he was demoted to the bottom from the top, Daddy said it happened real fast, like a corporate flip flop Daddy said now at work, ...

I went to a restaurant and I caught the plague, It was the leek salad that made my bod drag, And, though I professed I was dying, The wai...

Although, he traveled to many exotic lands, Marvin never bothered washing his hands, Of course he caused a pandemic, With a disease so sy...

I had garbage pickup that I did not pay for, It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store, I never felt any shame, Till they found my...

April snows, Bring garden woes, And, ruins everything, April snows, Freezes little toes, And, makes infected ear drums ring, ...