LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

I was seeing through the forest, when I walked unto a tree, I didn't hurt the tree, but I suffered a fatal injury, My neck had received ...

 My neighbor, is the famous, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in a travel trailer, up on the hill, It causes me, groin pinching pain, Wen Bill d...

 I went downstairs to see my neighbor, Big Beautiful Bill, He lives in the big apartment, beneath my windowsill, Bill rests, and lays around...

 The only thing I'm allowed to do on the internet, is watch pornography, and shop, If I try to leave a comment any place, I get warned, ...

 My robot is missing, several very important parts, I gambled them away, playing the fun, famous game of darts, I lost his voice box, and bo...

 I've been doomscrolling, all day, and all night long, I've been humming the catchy,  Doomscrolling Song, It just isn't fair, My...

 I went to Canada, to buy stuff to make tasty s'mores, I had to sneak into the place, with my boat that has oars, Not a very easy ride, ...

 Retirement savings has tanked so much, I'll have to move to Greenland, to retire, I'm not so smart that I know why, But, the stock ...

 Every Friday, my mate the sailor, went adventuring, down low, He went cruising with his big submarine, to places, he did not know, He would...

 I once had an enormous chicken, and his name was Little Dick, Little Dick was a feisty, rooster, and his comb was long and thick, Dick'...

 I visited my friend Trina, She's lodged in the town, clink, Trina fell off a low garden wall, after too much to drink, Someone called f...

 Dynamite, Boom, Up Up, Up, Boom, Boom, Metal, Hunks Down, Crash, Money, Burns

 I always love my sandalwood tea, It just tastes awfully good, to me, You find the flavor in the store soaps, Sometimes, the kind sold on th...

I got killed by a rouge, cyber truck, today, My silly, old soul has done, floated away, There was a big crash, An explosion, a flash, Birds ...

 I decided to hire a mohel, his name was Hubla Hahn, I hired him to do all my kids, Wilmadene, Gerald and Don, The kids were quiet as mice, ...