LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 My robot is missing, several very important parts, I gambled them away, playing the fun, famous game of darts, I lost his voice box, and bo...

 I can't afford paying for needed consumables, anymore, Today, I competed with tiny chipmunks, for acorns to store, Because chipmunks ar...

 I've been doomscrolling, all day, and all night long, I've been humming the catchy,  Doomscrolling Song, It just isn't fair, My...

 I bought a little pet tariff, and he sits out in the trees, He never moves at all, except when he's bending in the breeze, This sounds ...

 I went to Canada, to buy stuff to make tasty s'mores, I had to sneak into the place, with my boat that has oars, Not a very easy ride, ...

I use to be a great, and powerful, big king, I ruled over the entire Earth, everything, But, they all said I went too far, Now, my head'...

 Retirement savings has tanked so much, I'll have to move to Greenland, to retire, I'm not so smart that I know why, But, the stock ...

 Every Friday, my mate the sailor, went adventuring, down low, He went cruising with his big submarine, to places, he did not know, He would...

 I once had an enormous chicken, and his name was Little Dick, Little Dick was a feisty, rooster, and his comb was long and thick, Dick'...

 I visited my friend Trina, She's lodged in the town, clink, Trina fell off a low garden wall, after too much to drink, Someone called f...

 Monday, office, sick, Coffee, pastry, candy, sick Anti, acid, gas.

 Dynamite, Boom, Up Up, Up, Boom, Boom, Metal, Hunks Down, Crash, Money, Burns

Trina went out into the primordial woods, and found a three tailed sloth, The huge sloth was dressed in black, with black makeup, in a style...

 A big tree fell at the top of a forest hill, Nobody heard it,  except maybe, Forest Phil, Phil did not hear the fall for long, Before he he...

 Leon had a tater, Maggie had a tot, Jay had a tomater, Donny had tooth rot.

I cannot afford groceries, boohoo, boohoo, We voted in a criminal, what can we do? How could anyone know, How bad things would go, I fear ou...

 I always love my sandalwood tea, It just tastes awfully good, to me, You find the flavor in the store soaps, Sometimes, the kind sold on th...

Refrain:  I troll for monsters in my little tin boat, To give my village a fantastic feast, And, to catch a monster historians note, ...

 I went to beg the oligarchs for a bag of dried, red beans, My kids are just all skin and bone, and dying from the too leans, The ollies all...

 I don't believe in learning science, any science at all, Why hurt my brain leaning science, when I can play pretty ball, Pretty  ball, ...