LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 I visited my friend Trina, She's lodged in the town, clink, Trina fell off a low garden wall, after too much to drink, Someone called f...

 Monday, office, sick, Coffee, pastry, candy, sick Anti, acid, gas.

 Dynamite, Boom, Up Up, Up, Boom, Boom, Metal, Hunks Down, Crash, Money, Burns

Trina went out into the primordial woods, and found a three tailed sloth, The huge sloth was dressed in black, with black makeup, in a style...

 A big tree fell at the top of a forest hill, Nobody heard it,  except maybe, Forest Phil, Phil did not hear the fall for long, Before he he...

 Leon had a tater, Maggie had a tot, Jay had a tomater, Donny had tooth rot.

I cannot afford groceries, boohoo, boohoo, We voted in a criminal, what can we do? How could anyone know, How bad things would go, I fear ou...

 I always love my sandalwood tea, It just tastes awfully good, to me, You find the flavor in the store soaps, Sometimes, the kind sold on th...

Refrain:  I troll for monsters in my little tin boat, To give my village a fantastic feast, And, to catch a monster historians note, ...

 I went to beg the oligarchs for a bag of dried, red beans, My kids are just all skin and bone, and dying from the too leans, The ollies all...

 I don't believe in learning science, any science at all, Why hurt my brain leaning science, when I can play pretty ball, Pretty  ball, ...

 I best get down to the grocery store,  My leaders have declared a big trade war, Food prices are real high, They'll soon sail to the sk...

 I went to grammar school today, but I did not get any meals, Government fellas shut them down, so they could see what they could steals, Ma...

 Foster is a nightingale, and at night he sings, After eating dinner, of bugs and other things, Foster had to quite, quickly marry, His egg-...

 I know the world is in great flux.  Every day can seem overwhelming.  Especially, when we put on our shoes, and head out the door, toward a...

 I voted for a politician, and to my surprise, All he told to me turned out to be lies, and, lies and lies, We changed him for a king, Here...

 I traveled to Greenland to see me some grass green, It is the greenest place, I have ever done seen, I spied me, a  big killer whale, He ha...

 Mama couldn't afford to buy me milk, so I got a bad case of the rickets, I tried catching little black bugs to eat, but was way too wea...

I cut up some potatoes for a nice oven bake, Next, I peeled and cut onions to fry up with a stake, I opened cans of baked beans, A fav of my...

 I'm going to Greenland, to buy myself a house, I think that while I'm there, I'll pick up a brand new spouse, Maybe I'll sh...