LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

I thought my parents were getting a divorce, I asked nicest mommy and she said, "of course", My mommy, the finder, Found dad's...

The ghost ship appeared out upon the high sea, It sang a song on the waves it meant only for me, It called me to board, I need not bri...

It was a couple days before Christmas, My wife's psycho dogs quacked like ducks, And, I thought to myself, Every Christmas it sucks...

When the full moon is up and it's chillin' Then, the werewolves come a killin', From the deep darkest woods, They come after ...

I took my little boat out for some sailing, But, It just was not worth the bailing, And, my cell phone wouldn't link, Before I entere...

Where does Santa get his toys? They are made by elves for good girls and boys, And, for boys and girls who are really bad, They get l...

I got killed by a rouge, cyber truck, today, My silly, old soul has done, floated away, There was a big crash, An explosion, a flash, Birds ...

 I voted for the idol, bro-love, billionaire dude, Now I will be paying more for my shelter and food, When I have not any heat, My dead, fro...

 I went upstairs to my bedroom, and found there, a witch, She powdered my slippers, with stuff that made my feet itch, The devil daughter of...

 I went to the Nederlands, and got me some neder, I mixed it with salt, garlic and a little peder, It was mama's dying wish, To have her...

 I decided to hire a mohel, his name was Hubla Hahn, I hired him to do all my kids, Wilmadene, Gerald and Don, The kids were quiet as mice, ...

By Psychic Mystic Madam Misty (Murky) Merkel Psychic Contributor Humor News Nuts Publications Saturday Edition I happened to look at my ...

Porch pirate Friday, Packages, groceries, gone, Unhappy weekend. 51824

 I was born with one leg, far too long, Which made all my walking, really wrong, I was sad, deep despair, I just sat in my chair, Watching s...

 Birdie had his pipes to play; he played since he was a lad, Birdie had his songs to play, both happy ones and true sad, Birdie played pipes...

 Daddy said he was demoted to the bottom from the top, Daddy said it happened real fast, like a corporate flip flop Daddy said now at work, ...

I Head Into Space To Save Planet Earth. I am Shiva, Destroyer of Your World.  I'm writing on this blog in order to communicate with ...

I went out to do some loads of laundry, but first stopped at the bank, I also went to the building store, to buy a new toilet tank, When my ...

 I went down the road to Flaky Jake's, For one of their crisp, potato bakes, Served with spiced, raw liver, A cow was the giver, And, a ...

 About every ninety days, Henry had a fair job that pays, To pay the late rent, To fix a car dent, And, to buy hair color for grays.