LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

 I decided to hire a mohel, his name was Hubla Hahn, I hired him to do all my kids, Wilmadene, Gerald and Don, The kids were quiet as mice, ...

By Psychic Mystic Madam Misty (Murky) Merkel Psychic Contributor Humor News Nuts Publications Saturday Edition I happened to look at my ...

Porch pirate Friday, Packages, groceries, gone, Unhappy weekend. 51824

 I was born with one leg, far too long, Which made all my walking, really wrong, I was sad, deep despair, I just sat in my chair, Watching s...

 Birdie had his pipes to play; he played since he was a lad, Birdie had his songs to play, both happy ones and true sad, Birdie played pipes...

 Daddy said he was demoted to the bottom from the top, Daddy said it happened real fast, like a corporate flip flop Daddy said now at work, ...

I Head Into Space To Save Planet Earth. I am Shiva, Destroyer of Your World.  I'm writing on this blog in order to communicate with ...

I went out to do some loads of laundry, but first stopped at the bank, I also went to the building store, to buy a new toilet tank, When my ...

 I went down the road to Flaky Jake's, For one of their crisp, potato bakes, Served with spiced, raw liver, A cow was the giver, And, a ...

 About every ninety days, Henry had a fair job that pays, To pay the late rent, To fix a car dent, And, to buy hair color for grays.

 I fancy dressed, went outside, and took a westward turn, To Mr. Creams Crematorium, where granny would burn, They opened the crematorium do...

When risks are high and returns are low, Then, out of the stock market I must go, But, many stay, Waiting for a better day, But, they ma...

 Patrick is a sentimental type, fool, He aches for his past at his old high school, Pat was always in a hurry, Scurry, scurry, scurry, The i...

 Barry is a beast; he sits way up in the big trees, Hunting unicorns, he likes to chew upon their knees, Uni knees are very sweet, Beast boy...

Lemons, sour tea, Sour Milk, Sour Coffee, Whiskey sour, tears.

THE END OF MY POGO-STICK I ran over my pogo-stick with my old car, Now I can't pogo, jump high or jump far, So, I just thought...

 Paulson took his porn down to the family run pawn store, He dreamed of getting $1,000,000, maybe much .more, The store was owned by mom and...

I Walked Out Of A Bar And Met A Martian When I went out on New Year's Eve, I met a Martian and heard him grieve, He annoyed me ...

I fell asleep in my little jeep, While climbing up a hill, I only wished I had thought ahead, And, left some sort of will, For I wokeup...

In my trailer I hunkered down way out in the woods, Waiting for good times to end surrounded by dry goods, The wait could have been longer...