LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

Hang, kitchen cupboards, Screws short, unsecured, crash, Dishes, glass breaking 

I got an F on my term paper because I plagiarized, I copied from a book so I'm not surprised, I did not use quotes, Let alone those t...

I forgot my pet turtle and left him outside, Now he is frozen on the water-slide, But here's the thing, Will he thaw out in the sprin...

An entity has stolen my place, It took my home and hearth, It haunts the paths where I grew up, It rules the house where I found birth, ...

Pigs don't cry but, tuna fishes do, That's why pigs are in my stew, Tuna fishes tears, Make tuna fishes dears, While pigs, my di...

In winter I prefer to chill, Cooking steaks outside upon my grill, And with my soda pop, That I'll drink non-stop, I'll dine out...

I fell asleep in my little jeep, While climbing up a hill, I only wished I had thought ahead, And, left some sort of will, For I wokeup...

When I was very young, I wanted to do much more, Then, work to raise a family, So, I decided to explore, I went to visit the four corne...

The only that I must fear is that I do not fear enough, For no matter how things now appear the future will be rough, So, I drive to the h...

Out on Lake Michigan I did embark, To try to catch a tiger shark, But alas, the waters were way too rough, And, my fishing dinghy is ...

My tong shoes were no good in the winter, For my big toe got an icicle splinter, And, the numbness in my toes, Warned me that they were f...

I went to a restaurant and I caught the plague, It was the leek salad that made my bod drag, And, though I professed I was dying, The wai...

At his end Alfred suffered from insanity, Because he couldn't overcome his great vanity, For Alfred saw himself growing old, Graying ...

Bing the monkey liked to eat steak, The steak he would fry, but the potato he'd bake, He boiled crawdads, Wrapped in choice lily pads...

We treat with drugs, From pharmaceutical slugs, Our emotions that aren't in array, But, what we could do, Is focus our minds to, M...

I went fishing for some fishes to eat, To gather those fishes I used living worm meat, But, the worms on the hook, The fishes just took, ...

I pay homage on this day to my Irish-American grandmother,  Flossie Helen Murphy and to her family who came to this land from a place called...

Some say my mind is not too smart, Because, I like destroying ancient art, I like to show that stuff don't last, Especially, stuff th...

I went fishing and caught a hook in my ear, It was so annoying that my boat I couldn't steer, Then, there was the fog, I didn't s...

Although, he traveled to many exotic lands, Marvin never bothered washing his hands, Of course he caused a pandemic, With a disease so sy...