LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT

I went to a restaurant and I caught the plague, It was the leek salad that made my bod drag, And, though I professed I was dying, The wai...

At his end Alfred suffered from insanity, Because he couldn't overcome his great vanity, For Alfred saw himself growing old, Graying ...

Bing the monkey liked to eat steak, The steak he would fry, but the potato he'd bake, He boiled crawdads, Wrapped in choice lily pads...

We treat with drugs, From pharmaceutical slugs, Our emotions that aren't in array, But, what we could do, Is focus our minds to, M...

I went fishing for some fishes to eat, To gather those fishes I used living worm meat, But, the worms on the hook, The fishes just took, ...

I pay homage on this day to my Irish-American grandmother,  Flossie Helen Murphy and to her family who came to this land from a place called...

Some say my mind is not too smart, Because, I like destroying ancient art, I like to show that stuff don't last, Especially, stuff th...

I went fishing and caught a hook in my ear, It was so annoying that my boat I couldn't steer, Then, there was the fog, I didn't s...

Although, he traveled to many exotic lands, Marvin never bothered washing his hands, Of course he caused a pandemic, With a disease so sy...

As deer hunting season begins, The deer have all of the wins, My riffle corroded, And, with the first shot exploded, Now, I'm...

From the world of in-between, Come out the ghosts on Halloween, No time have they for trick-or-treat, They walk as shadows of their liv...

I had garbage pickup that I did not pay for, It was the dumpster behind a chain grocery store, I never felt any shame, Till they found my...

April snows, Bring garden woes, And, ruins everything, April snows, Freezes little toes, And, makes infected ear drums ring, ...

After baking all day in the bakery where he baked, Barry went home with a horrific back ache, So, he bought an expensive new bed, He h...

Nancy had a horse, Freddie had a carriage, Each couldn't stand the other, So, they showed their contempt with their marriage. Nancy...

BETTER WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE YOU FORGET All souls exist in a small bubble of time, With fading ideas as they pass through their prime, So...